The Sweathogs reminisce about the last two years as they start a new semester. A sequel to the . He hadn't expected the show to run as long as it had. I'm leaving and never coming back. When they get back to school a week later, the prof welcomes them, sits them each in different rooms, and hands them the exam. He put up a sign outside the clinic that said "We guarantee we can find a cure for your ailment, for the price of $500. A new student (Angie Grabowski) wants to join the Sweathogs, but is denied membership because she is a girl. Kotter (to Julie): "Did i ever tell you about my uncle Herman, the hunter? They insert the bullets manually. Your recently viewed items and featured recommendations, Update your device or payment method, cancel individual pre-orders or your subscription at. He stares back at Him, unsure of what to say. Welcome to the archived messages from In The 00s. Well, he wasn't really a hunter, his mother just wanted him to have a hobby. Mr. Kotter (to Julie): "Did i ever tell you about my uncle Herman, the hunter? "Oh, come on in!" By BUCK WOLF and DAVID BLAUSTEIN. TIL over a dozen TV theme songs have made the US Billboard charts. Barbarino delivers a baby in an elevator. (This episode was the final appearance of, Suzanne Gayle Harris, Rick Hawkins & Liz Sage, Epstein almost moves in with Mr. Woodman's niece (. I think he's short. And the title "Welcome back Kotter" replaced with "Welcome back Pilot" in this font. The class votes to make Freddie the new Sweathog leader, which causes Vinnie to quit school. He said, "School is hell.". We love good humor and obviously hilarious jokes followed by a healthy laughter! 1981 - Gabe Kaplan (Welcome Back Kotter) and Joyce DeWitt (Threes Company) compete in Battle of the Network Stars. Did you ever do that? Any questions?" Read instantly on your browser with Kindle for Web. 'Thank you sir,' is the reply,'it's yesterdays coffee.' "Uhreally?" 7.2 (76) Rate Welcome Back, Kotter: The Complete Series shoots its paper airplanes onto DVD in this comprehensive set from Shout Factory. Add Image S1, Ep4 30 Sep. 1975 Whodunit? asked Fred, incredulous. Discover and Share the best GIFs on Tenor. Arnold Horshack: Hey kids! He calmly opened the window and put his hand outside. From $22.32. The Sweathogs try to form their own gang in response to a scare from another gang. [points to the door] And a door over there. Gabe's job is at risk after he is accused of kissing a girl who fainted, though he actually performed mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. BRING THOSE CHAIRS BACK! , Text-to-Speech The Sweathogs and Mr. Woodman want Gabe to come back to teaching. There's only one system here: you're free to do as you're told. "Welcome Back, Kotter." Script by Elliott S. Maggin, pencils by Jack Sparling, inks by Bob Oksner. Gabe Kotter: You can't have my teddy either. You will also find Learn more. March 15, 2006 -- A little quiz for fellow Sweathogs out there: If you know what part Ron Palillo wants to play in Ice Cube's new version of "Welcome Back, Kotter . Gabe and Mr. Woodman catch Epstein smoking; Gabe and the Sweathogs help him to quit. . I am Arnold HorshAAAAAck. "Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop, We suggest to use only working welcome back neck piadas for adults and blagues for friends. If we fail to do so, we will compensat. Much to Julie's dismay, Jenny goes out with Epstein, but dumps him after getting a call from her ex-boyfriend. Fred replied, with raised eyebrows. Gabe Kotter: You know what I'm gonna do: I'm going to put a window over there. Please try again. inthe00s.com messageboard. , Print length 'Thank you sir,' is the reply,'it's yesterdays coffee.'. Click here for more information. While Horshack adjusts to married life, Freddie gets the job that Epstein was going to interview for, resulting in a fight. Julie's parents come for an unexpected visit to see the twins, and Gabe has to sleep on the fire escape. Mr. Kotter (to Julie): "Did i ever tell you about my uncle Herman, the hunter? "Have fun, kids," the mother said as they left. The Sweathogs debate Mr. Welles's (James Woods) class after continual putdowns, with the debate topic involving student aggression. When her husband's car pulled in the drive, she dreaded what the bird would say to him. Does this item contain inappropriate content? Tell me somethin'. So cool it was based in Charleston. You've been in a coma for 8 years" says the doctor. A younger student tries to impress the Sweathogs by imitating Freddie. "Hump" is a noun meaning "something on the back of a camel" unless that thing is another camel, in which case, it's a verb. Please try again. The prof says "no problem. Welcome to Literal People Anonymous, would everyone please take a seat. The main protagonist and school teacher. TIL I learned that a Boston ABC affiliate refused to air "Welcome Back, Kotter" until the fifth episode over fears the show's integrated classroom setting would stir up racial relations during a tumultuous period in the city's history. "Great," she said, "but these crabs are still itching! Threads in Forum : Welcome Back, Kotter. Following is our collection of funny Welcome Back jokes. I am ready to get hurt again." 2) "Break over nowGet back to work!" 3) "When the holidays are over and you gotta face reality again." 4) Relatable back to work memes. "What happened?" Welcome Back, Kotter 212 DVD $1164 Get it as soon as Mon, May 2 FREE Shipping on orders over $25 shipped by Amazon More Buying Choices $2.39 (32 used & new offers) Epstein's mother ('Welcome Back, Kotter') Getty Images . But he's fair. Bring your club to Amazon Book Clubs, start a new book club and invite your friends to join, or find a club thats right for you for free. 2 Mar. A list of puns related to "Welcome Back, Kotter". Peter Meyerson, Neil Rosen & George Yanok. ($40K should cover it). "Welcome Back, Kotter" was wildly popular during its years on the air from 1975 to 1979. When it premiered on September 9, 1975, Welcome Back, Kotter was just another sitcom in ABC's "new fall season" lineup. Pick me Mr. Kotter!" - Arnold Horshack (Ron Palillo) Anyone who is now between the ages of 40 and 60 likely imitated this frequent joke by the dweeby Sweathog at least once when raising his had in class. With the hilarious talents of comedian Gabe Kaplan, Marcia Strassman, John Travolta in the role that made him a star, Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs, Robert Hegyes and Ron Palillo, the Emmy (R)-Award nominated run of Welcome Back, Kotter will have you rolling with laughter and maybe even a little nostalgia from your own days as a Sweathog! It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1962 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue. 'Waiter!' ", I banned on a rule that we had enforced in the past. Created with Sketch. Enjoy! The Agent says, "Good trade, sir. His imitations of them are a success, and he gives up teaching for a job at a nightclub. Brief content visible, double tap to read full content. Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in. 7.7 /10 Rate Top-rated Thu, Feb 12, 1976 S1.E20 The Telethon Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Share the best GIFs now >>> "She said "Sure. Its not verbatim. Arnold Horshack: [gets on Epstein's case about his "notes from his mother"] "Please excuse Juan for being a sheephead." an archive of the messages from inthe70s.com, inthe80s.com, inthe90s.com and amiright.com before they were combined to form the Bob Clark also directed this movie. I just started season 2, does it maybe go downhill from here? Gabe and Julie find out that she's pregnant. It was constructed at CBS Studio Center, in the Studio City neighborhood of Los Angeles, and the water was only about 4 feet deep. A practical joke backfires when the new Sweathog, Beauregard De Labarre sets Epstein up for a date with a "married woman." 4 Don't Come Up and See Me Sometime. TMZ reports the cause of death was a heart attack. Conquer thyself. will be. Welcome Back, Kotter is an American sitcom starring Gabe Kaplan as a high-school teacher in charge of a racially and ethnically diverse remedial education class called the "Sweathogs." Recorded in front of a live studio audience, the series aired on ABC from September 9, 1975, through May 17, 1979. Forum Tools. Welcome Back (Pilot) Gabriel Kotter is a teacher in Brooklyn, New York who ends up teaching at his old alma mater: Buchanan High School. Welcome Back, Kotter was born after the then-producer of Chico and the Man, Alan Sacks, who was working in Los Angeles, caught a whiff of Gabe Kaplan's rib-cracking performance at The Comedy Store. Changes on the show. The group was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2000. And I'm not welcome back at that support group ever again. I can't begin to tell you how many amazing (and in some ways, life-changing) things happened to me that day. Horshack drops out of school to join a religious cult, and the others try to get him out of it. (Probably a repost, I know, but the joke is just too good). The guy on the far left's head should be replaced with this head, and the guys in the background with the "faces" of these mechs: http://cdn1-www.playstationlifestyle.net/assets/uploads/gallery/titanfall-2-6-titans/tone-titan.jpg, https://i.ytimg.com/vi/RZ74xoGsclY/maxresdefault.jpg, http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/titanfall/images/1/11/Scorch_render.png/revision/latest?cb=20160616192317, http://cdn3-www.playstationlifestyle.net/assets/uploads/gallery/titanfall-2-6-titans/legion-titan.jpg. "When she goes out with her friends, that's all they do!" The doctor comes in and says. ", and the principal is giving an orientation to the freshmen class. He used to be in Ebbets Field. Arnold Horshack: [frequent introduction] Hellooohhhh. is. It's in Bensonhurst, which is in Brooklyn, which is where I spent four degenerate years as a student. Beau plays pranks on Mr. Woodman in order to redeem himself to the Sweathogs. Gabe is offered a job by a wealthy Asian, but decides teaching is more important than wealth. of Mad Magazine! Recorded in front of a live studio audience, it originally aired on ABC from September 9, 1975, to May 17, 1979. Fantasia 1oz coin butvintage Alf cards?!? He has been assigned to teach the remedial students, better known as the Sweathogs, a group to which he used to belong. There is an older couple, a middle aged couple, and a newly wed couple. Videotaped in front of a live studio audience, it originally aired on the ABC network from September 9, 1975, to June 8, 1979. . That's the problem. Arnold Horshack: [whenever he raises his hand] OOOOOOHHHHH! The dog should have been taken in while the cat was closed in a room, then kept in a separate room until the cat acclimated to the scent. Let's get started. At his welcome back barbeque, he talked about the different foods he ate, how he bathed, and other quirks of living without gravity. , Publication date Julie goes away on a ski trip to Vermont with a recently divorced friend. Vinnie Barbarino: I got my own idea of what God is like. Karen: Thanks. We've got some more news and, thus, more jokes. That was Chef Boyardee's maiden name. Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington: Hi there. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Technical Director Michael Karman must've worked on everything from Welcome Back Kotter to Full House. Arnold Horshack: [the lights go in the dark classroom, Horshack stands by the switch sucking his thumb, clutching a blanket and whimpering] I would've been okay if I had my teddy. OOOOOOHHHHH! Please post any of those opening Welcome Back Cotter jokes which you may remember. Vincent 'Vinnie' Barbarino: Love means never having to hear i'm pregnant. Squiggy: Yeah? A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a picture wearing a pink blouse That one. Arnold Horshack: I'm Arnold Horshack, the last. Well, he wasn't really a hunter, his mother just wanted him to have a hobby. : Sachs's agent, Dave Bendett, also represented Sebastian and arranged for a meeting between the two.Initially, Sebastian had considerable difficulty with the lyrics since including the title character's name didn't lend itself to a sufficient number of obvious rhymes. "Peggy likes to screw, you know," Mom informed him. Epstein turns the school newspaper into a tabloid, and endangers his friendships in the process. The man, visibly relieved, exclaimed oh thank you! A kid in the back stands up and asks "How much for a season pass?". "So he went out hunting, and out of some nearby bushes steps a beautiful girl, wearing a hunter's suit, a hunter's cap, and carrying a rifle. : These types of teenagers were not tackled on TV before. 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